New Jack doesn’t particularly care for Jerry Lawler

New Jack, pictured above, playing a sad song for Jerry Lawler on the world’s smallest guitarolin.

Peep this, from Lords of Pain:

Upon news surfacing Monday night that WWE Hall of Famer Jerry “The King” Lawler had suffered a heart attack duringRaw, fellow wrestler Jerome “New Jack” Young, “The Original Gangsta,” went on a scathing rant on Twitter (account located at Twitter.com/NewJackUncut) attacking the legendary Memphis figure.

He wrote, “Just heard about Lawler…fuck that racist motherfucka…die slow,you fucking cock sucker

“If lawler dies,let me know where his grave is so,I can go piss on it…fuck that bitch

“Please let me know where they put that fucka in the ground so,I can piss on his grave.”

Responding to fans, he continued, “Bitch,I’m not here to make you happy and if what I said hurts…GO FUCK YOURSELF…FAN

“I don’t work for a fucking fan so,if what I say hurts ur lil white feeling…SO FUCKING WHAT…YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME BITCH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

“I have really out done myself this time huh…1st Terri then Brian knobbs gets knocked the fuck out,I beat da shit outta balls and now jerry.”

Young then revealed that his diatribe partially stems from James “Kamala” Harris, another Memphis wrestling legend, not receiving as much as adulation and support as Lawler after having both of his legs amputated within the past year.

“When Kamala was going through some shit,nobody said shit so,now this shit with Lawler is supposed to touch me…FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!” he wrote.

Young also clarified that he’s not racist following his racially-charged rant: “Fyi,my 2 kids are from a white woman so,the next 1 of you mother fuckers call me racist,I will send you a free dvd…dammit!!!”

Some of New Jack’s best friends are white. Y’all are just haters. – Dusty

AJ Styles to present Dove Award (??), to be broadcast on channel lower on dial than Spike

Have you ever wondered why TNA stars are never on David Letterman, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien or even Craig Ferguson? It is because they are too busy with gigs that are reaching a much larger and important audience.

The Dove Awards are the only gospel awards show where white people are awarded trophies and black people hand then the awards. They are like a civil rights time machine so to speak. Oh wait a minute, there is a Rap/Hip Hop award presented, so that makes up for everything else.

So you may wonder what the point of this is; well, making fun of this backwards shit is always fun. Also, AJ Styles will be a presenter during the telecast tonight on the gmc. Upon further investigation gmc, yes lower case to seem really hip, is, well, let them tell you:

America’s favorite channel for uplifting music and entertainment, featuring music and inspiring stories the whole family will enjoy. gmc is the only TV network with every program certified as family safe by the Parents Television Council. gmc is found on DIRECTV channel 338 and DISH Network channel 188 nationally, and many local cable systems.

So there you go. Now, don’t forget to tune in tonight to see AJ Styles present an award to someone you have never heard of outside of the Now That’s What I Call Faith infomercials.  -Jeremy

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