Maria Menounos has broken ribs. Pierced clit hopefully fine.

I totally missed this huge news today so all apologizes on the tardiness of this post. Maria Menounos, she of the pierced clit and delicious looking vagina, has two broken ribs. How this effects her WrestleMania match with her partner Kelly Kelly against Eve and Beth Phoenix has yet to be determined.  She suffered her injuries while practicing her routine for Dancing with the Stars. Really though with how skinny this woman is wouldn’t a stiff breeze or a squirt of Binaca accomplish the same thing? Also, I mention this only for the means to add a tag of Dancing with the Stars tag so we get extra hits; cause people really watch that garbage for some reason. -Jeremy

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