Scott Steiner was active on Twitter today

Twitter Champion

I know everyone is abuzz with the TNA Hall Of Fame story, which just may be the most significant story in the history of the planet, but you gotta check this out. Here is a compilation of Scott Steiner’s Tweets from today:

After brooke hogan tweeted that she could make more money on her back than i did in my wrestling career

Which i accepted and i will get into later,a high ranking official from TNA (who i respect)called me and

Without going into the whole conversation he ask me to stop tweeting and since im trying to

Save TNA from the same fate as WCW,and this official also has TNA’s best interest in mind i agreed

Until bitchoff opened his mouth spewing his bullshit as usual,but first since i missed brookes debut,I know

The camera adds 10 lbs but OMG how big is her head,did everybody notice when they were advertising her

For the show they had a picture of her that looked totally differerent of her when she walked out,how many

Gallons of paint did it take to airbrush that big head…and this is why i accepted her challenge that she

Could make more money on her back,even though guys have  fetishes and sometime guys are just bored

But she has too many physical variables and abnormalities to be competitive or make money as a whore

Keep in mind she could have issued the challenge that she could make more money singing but she chose

Prostitution bcuz even she knows her singing sucks…her dad took her to a few music studios in nashville

in a last ditch effort and of course they got laughed out of the studio…same results cant sing cant dance and shes an amazon

Alot of responses to her debut was that she was a amazon..she has fat knees,cankles and did i mention she has a big head

Spinkled with a lil transvestite dust

So with the horrible ratings and reviews of his daughter what does hogan do;re-tweets a sexual tweet bcuz

The guy asks him too! LOL what a fucking idiot..need some ppl to tweet hogan the most vulgar sexual laced tweets and lets see if

The dumbass will re-tweet them

So refreshing to see someone so candid and so unafraid to tell the truth. If Scott Steiner isn’t in your wrestling Mount Rushmore, I don’t need to ever see or speak to you again. – Dusty

Stunt Granny Audio #189

Jeremy & Kevin are back in your ear holes this week with even more inside jokes! They start off by talking about the proposed TNA Hall of Fame. Naturally, they wonder whether TNA is worthy of any such monument. After talking over that topic they move on to the next logical question, who is worthy of induction? Would there be any one aside from the founders Jarrett & Bob Carter? Jeremy & Kevin go through the show from June 19, 2002 to get some ideas. Does Ken Shamrock deserve this honor? They move on to contemplating whether any of the current wrestlers on the TNA roster deserve it. Would they be ballsy enough to induct Hulk Hogan? How about trying to bring back someone like R Truth? Jeremy & Kevin talk about girl power brought to you by Dixie Carter and Brooke Hogan. Is she famous for anything that Tazz listed in his introduction of her? Will she finally stop taking daddy’s money now that she has a woman’s job? What do these ladies have in common with 50 Shades of Grey? And what is Brooke’s job going to be? Jeremy & Kevin wrap this part of the conversation by wondering whether they’re rather have sex with Carter or Brooke. Their last topic from TNA is Gut Check and more specifically Joey Ryan. Does he really act like Ron Burgundy? Does he make good points for how the Gut Check gimmick works? Is he better than Alex Avila who won the first time? Find out this and more when you click on the link below!

Stunt Granny Audio Show #189

Scott Steiner was right; Brooke Hogan is coming to Impact Wrestling

See, Scot Steiner was totally telling the truth. Dixie Carter tweeted that yes indeed, Brooke Hogan is coming to Impact wrestling and will be the head of the Knockouts. How fucking funny is that? Not convinced this is real? Well may I present to you exhibit A.

Dixie Carter ‏@TNADixie
Brooke Hogan to join @IMPACTWRESTLING as the Executive in Charge of the Knockouts! http://ow.ly/1Mm0ga

Not enough proof that this ditzy broad has no clue what she is doing?  Well, here is more proof.

And the prosecution rests. Not before another bout of pneumonia cough rage as I laugh at these god damn idiots.  What does Brooke Hogan offer to anything besides a nice rack, blonde hair and a strong jaw line? Outside of that the answer is nothing.  Not a thing. This broad can’t act, can’t sing and knows nothing of the wrestling business. I know we all remember that time she wrestled, um, with the decision to get huge beautiful tits right? Does that really count as wrestling experience though?

So for the benefit of those not keeping a tally of this at home; TNA now has two Hogans and two Bischoffs, one less Morgan, stagnant low ratings and are now going live. All is well. All is well!   -Jeremy

Hulk Hogan And Scott Steiner Still Hate Each Other

Here are some of Scott Steiner’s most recent Tweets:

Havent tweeted lately bcuz I got a letter from a lawyer representing hogan n bitchoff basically saying

They take my tweets seriously and if threats continue they will take to law enforcement….really hogan my

Tweets scare you,Ive said worse in interviews on tv,LOL,I want to thank you bcuz your actions speak

Louder than any words that i could have spoken,sorry for scaring you maybe I will challenge you to a game Of checkers,

Just when u didnt think it could get any worse in Tna,it has and guys are pissed bcuz hogan has brought In his no talent daughter,FF’n unbelievable,

When i said guys were pissed thats putting it mildly….

I think you capitalize “Tweets,” I’m not really sure. Whatever. In any event, here’s Hogan’s response to all that:

“Tried to be cool,not only a clown but also a liar.those weren’t my lawyers they were TNA lawyers. Well I guess it’s time to call my guys in, I really hope he saved his money or is making tons from the independents he’s working because it’s gonna get expensive, maby he’s smart enough to at least figure it out when it starts getting real,what a shame,what a waste of a great talent, but u can’t tell an idiot their an idiot. It’s really sad when you really thought someone was really cool. HH”

And, because no one was asking for it, here was Brooke’s response:

“A certain wrestler with a stupid mesh hat needs to #stfu. #1 stop overcompensating for your ‘little’ problem… #2 act like a damn gentleman #3 I’d ‘make more money on my back’ than you ever would in your whole career. Shut up. You look like a toddler. Ps: lol if he’s such a big scary man don’t block someone who’s never tweeted you. Mind you I’ve only been kind to this completely incoherent shell of a man. You really need to call ppl out to get noticed?? … Well you did and now everyone can see how desperate you truly are. Stop talking crap about my family. #turdclub”

I *so* want #turdclub to be a thing now. – Dusty

Stunt Granny Audio Show #149

It’s the Asshole Edition (or is it?) of Stunt Granny Audio: Jeremy and Eric are here to give their take on the CM Punk promo from this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw. What have others, including Dusty, Kevin, and Dave Lagana of I Want Wrestling, said about the promo? What made it effective? What made it shocking? What made it par for the course with other worked shoots of the past? The boys discuss those interviews of Brian Pillman, Jim Ross, Paul Heyman and Joey Styles – what worked, what didn’t, and whether or not they drew money. Also discussed are Randy Orton’s recent radio interview, Linda Bollea being a huge c-word, and Koko B. Ware revealing the brains behind him bringing his macaw, Frankie, to the ring. All this and not much more when you click to listen!

Stunt Granny Audio Show #149

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