Stunt Granny Audio #235

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Freed from the shackles of audio ban, Dusty is back once again to join Kevin for another rousing edition of Stunt Granny Audio. The fearless duo talk about whether TNA is really up for sale or not, and if so, who might be among the potential buyers. And does it even really matter since TNA doesn’t exactly have a sterling reputation for knowing what to do with their product anyway. And might this be just another business acquisition for Vince McMahon to add to his tape library?

They then switch gears to talk about the goings on in the last episode of Monday Night Raw. Dusty talks about how he thinks Jay Briscoe is the best thing about professional wrestling right now. Kevin expresses his sadness for the state of his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers right now. Dusty grills Kevin about the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin bullying scandal. And a whole lot more fun and nonsense, including Dusty challenging the listeners to come up with an example of a good song about dinosaurs, and it will only cost you an hour of your life and your cold black soul, so why not listen!

Sheamus out 4-6 months

This is the Sheamus I chose to remember.

This is the Sheamus I chose to remember.

Most times when a wrestler disappears from television you forget they even existed. When it happens to be a pasty white dude with red hair it is kind of difficult. After two Mondays and one Friday without Sheamus it did bring up the question, “Where the hell is Sheamus?” It isn’t that he was missed, after all he has to be the most played out WWE character right now and yes that includes John Cena. Surfing around the net as if it were 1996 all over again I stumbled across this on WWE.com.

MRI results indicate that Sheamus has suffered a torn labrum in his left shoulder and will require surgery, scheduled for next week. As a result, The Celtic Warrior is expected to be sidelined for four to six months, WWE.com has learned.

Finally we all get a break from Sheamus the character. Four to six months is perfect time for his return. He comes back in the heart of WrestleMania season. The real news here though is it is perfect time for a character change. Face Sheamus sucks. The -800-FELLA bullshit is embarrassing. Sheamus has every appearance of a heel. A hooligan, ya know his Irish gimmick, is never a fan favorite. It makes no god damn sense. It never has. His character bullies his opponents both physically and mentally but does it with a wink, nod and a glib smile. He does this while being a spokesman for Be-A-Star the Anti-Bullying garbage business, but gets cheers? Literally no logic was used in this character and endorsement opportunities.

“Hey kids do what I do but listen, don’t do it to good people. Just pick on the people who are mean because that will make them see the errors of their ways and change. Change is good. Be like me <brouge kicks a homeless vet>. See he was bugging me for change and food. He should have gotten a job and paid for his own instead of bullying me. “

Anyway, Shemus is gone for upwards fo six months. He needs the time off. WWE has a chance to package him correctly. Not in the looks department. How idiotic would it be for him to come back tan and sporting black hair? He needs to keep the look btu get back to his heelish roots. Really, just because the guy looks and speaks like a Hanna Barbera cartoon character doesn’t mean he has to act like one; unless it is Muttley. Muttley is fucking great. -Jeremy

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