In light of Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun’s recent steroid suspension, John Cena has taken his plight against reason and common sense to Twitter. First with this:
Also hats off to @MLB for putting their foot down against PEDs @SportsCenter @ESPN looks like more headlines on horizon. #playitclean
And then with this:
Wow PEDs are quite the topic, lots of Qs 1 tweet will clear it up,yes #Iliftbro @MLB some action>none, I am LIFETIME drug free #playitclean
And then this:
Remember ladies and gents ‘there is NO substitute for hard work!’ It’s a nice CLEAN snatch!!! #playitclean pic.twitter.com/6GdSPzqJn0
Which was accompanied by this picture:
So yeah. Basically Cena needs to shut his fat yapper before he attracts any attention to the fact that drug free probably does *not* start with he. There certainly exist some pictures online from the ghost of Prototype’s past that would seem to suggest “lifetime” does not now mean what I once thought it did. Any Raw now we’re going to see his veiny drug free arms popping out of a DARE shirt, shades of Boy George. – Dusty
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