Win a meeting with Hulk Hogan, Troy Aikman, plus chance to own a couch for just $7.49 a week

Look, they even gave you two places to sit, brother!

As retweeted by the Hulkster himself, Rent-a-Center is offering superfans (in other words, those of us who were 10 years old in 1991) the chance to submit a video showing why they should get to meet Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman. The contest (click here for details) runs until July 29, so zip up that Starter jacket, comb back that mullet, throw on your hottest Ray-Bans and tell your parents’ huge-ass VHS camcorder why Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman are simply the raddest guys around!

I wish this post were funnier, but as soon as Rent-a-Center starts posting these video submissions, I promise you the Laff-o-Meter is going to get a fucking workout, because at the intersection of professional wrestling and rent-to-own furniture lies pure comedy gold. -Eric

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