CM Punk gives WWE Title a new home

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After an incredible WWE Money in the Bank pay-per-view and an even more incredibler main event seeing CM Punk defeat John Cena for the WWE Title, the most incrediblist thing is that Punk has found a new home for his championship belt. Personally, I’d slap John Cena across the face just for a can of Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi (I love that shit), but I guess pinning him in your hometown for the most coveted prize in sports entertainment works, too. However, I don’t know if the refrigerator is the best place to hide anything; remember that episode of “Punky Brewster” where Cherie shut herself in the fridge during a fateful game of Hide & Seek? I hope someone knows CPR… (Big props to SteveMHW for uncovering this gem.) -Eric

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