Stunt Granny Audio Show #169

Jeremy and Kevin jump in the circle mosh pit that is the WWE. CM Punk started Monday Night Raw by announcing the new champions which included Zack Ryder as United States Champion who is caught in the circle of becoming important because of his title then the title becoming irrelevant and Daniel Bryan as World Champion who is about to be in the circular push that is cashing in Money in the Bank. Does Kevin have any extra insight since he ordered Tables, Ladders & Chairs? Did JEremy notice all of Ryder’s new merchandise? Is CM Punk caught in a circle of his own? Which one is it? Is there a reason behind all of these circles? The guys get around to talking about the heels, most notably the Miz, Dolph Ziggler and Mark Henry? Do children understand why they are rooting against the Miz? Is Dolph Ziggler getting out of the vortex that is Vickie Guerrero? Is the World’s Strongest Man strong enough to resist getting put in a circle? What brings Jeremy and Kevin back to the beginning of their own show? Find out all about circles (not those ones from Google Plus) when you click on the link below?

Stunt Granny Audio Show #169

Kevin’s Blog: Definitely Live & Half Assed Review of Raw

I’m empty for news aside from sports. It’s not a good weekend when the highlight is my alma mater, the Kent State Golden Flashes, wins 24-21 on Friday evening on ESPN2 because of a shanked 20 some odd yard field goal. It was down hill from there. Pitt lost a close one to Cincinnati. Sunday was a train wreck. Fulham (English Premier League soccer) lost 3-1 after several near misses to tie it up late when it would have been 2-2. Fiorentina (Italian Serie A soccer. They are Florence’s team.) lost 1-0. To top off the shit sandwich, the Steelers did their best and bungled up a late lead. The defense being the main culprit since they were on the field last. Yuck. They’re still 6-3 with a fairly easy schedule. Just get into the playoffs. I suppose I did forget about the Penguins winning 3-2 in a shootout Saturday in Los Angeles but it’s too early in the season to start rejoicing about that.

I barely paid attention to Cena‘s pandering and shilling. Miz wakes me out of my slumber. Cena’s new shirt will continue to suck donkey balls. I stopped paying attention to them too. How can you take them seriously when they have nothing and continue to get slapped around? Zack Ryder helps out Cena. Hilarious that the guys are digging Zack but he’s teaming with Cena.

My boy Dolph Ziggler gets to beat John Morrison. Cole mentioned Twitter already. Let’s start a count. I may be wrong already with Cole & Lawler talking about the losing streak. Morrison messed up in the ropes but recovered fairly well. Ziggler gets another commercial break match.

Ziggler is showing some good offense. They really seem to be setting up a Morrison come back trail though since the announcers again are mentioning putting him away. Some fans chanting for Ziggler. Morrison executes the slowest ever tornado DDT. Yep, even the Vickie interference doesn’t work. This seems like a lot of commercial breaks for the beginning of the show.

Wow, they are trying to get me to tune out. Mason Ryan takes on JTG. I’m not sure if showing their Twitter handle counts for my game. The crossword puzzle joke was terrible but at least Lawler was trying. The crowd is bored stiff. The WWE should take notice that’s he’s not evening getting a pop in favorable territory.  More Wrestlemania hype. Look at all these dumb asses waiting in line. It’s called a computer. If you don’t have one, use one at a library. You do know where those are, right? Zack gets a cheese dick spot with the Bella Twins. He needs that on TV for those that don’t watch his show.

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