Stolen Breaking News: Kurt Angle arrested for being drunk in a median

Hhhheeeeyyy, ooffffiiicccerrrrrr, IIIII sssllliiipppeeeddd ooonnnn sssooommee iiiiiccceeee..." (read it drunk, it's hilarious)

Does the fun ever stop? According to Prowrestling.net (and first, TMZ.com), Kurt Angle was arrested in Grand Forks, N.D. (home of a recent TNA house show, as if that town needed less to do) and charged with being white trash. And also being in control of a motor vehicle while intoxicated. He was found in a median and failed a field sobriety test. I guess that means he was in control of a motor vehicle but not his body or brain. Somebody teach that boy how to recite the alphabet backward!! -Eric

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