Stunt Granny Audio #197

Sweet Jesus this has to be a special occasion as Stunt Granny presents Stunt Granny Audio Show #197: The Asshole Edition. Yes, that’s right it is Eric and Jeremy bringing all sorts of opinions that you won’t agree with at all. Well too bad, the boys discuss Eric’s plan to sell his Masters of the Universe figures. Is now a good time or should he wait for the movie? They also discuss WWE firing Abraham, Washington and why it was totally justified. They then take great joy in the comic stylings of Brian Jossie. Wait, did Stunt Granny join Tout? What the hell did Kevin Nash do this week to be discussed and how does he tie in to CM Punk and Kurt Angle. Not to be left out Ring of honor takes a beating as does their champion Kevin Steen. Why? Why would we do this? Well, all you have to do is listen.

Stunt Granny Audio Show #197

Headlines: Shawn Michaels saluted, Rosa Mendes abused, JTG is… still around?

According to Prowrestling.net, Shawn Michaels was honored after WWE Monday Night Raw went off the air. Shawn Michaels Appreciation Night in San Antonio, Texas, continued with appearances by the Undertaker and John Laurinitis. The news here is LAUGHTER!

Also according to Prowrestling.net, Rosa Mendes was found late Sunday night in an airport bathroom in San Antonio, Texas, crying out of fear for her boyfriend, FCW wrestler and former Tyson Kidd bodyguard Jackson Andrews. Mendes claims Andrews “hit her several times” and may “try and kill her.” The official claim is domestic assault, but the news here is LAUGHTER domestic assault. Dot Net’s Chris Shore said it best when he said, “Blah blah fuckity blah.” To elaborate, pro wrestling is teeming with white trash, and this in no way surprises me, which is sad, and is probably one reason why, when I have kids, Daddy is gonna disappear for three hours on Mondays and you kids should probably stay up in your rooms.

Finally, according to Prowrestling.net, JTG Tweeted last night that he’s about had it up to here with this continual employment and check-gathering for about 20 minutes of actual work a week, on weeks when they even recognize him to include him on house shows.

The camel’s back just broke. I had enough of this. As a pro athlete, I’m tired of my locker room brothers being taken advantage of. Fans have no idea what we go through. Yeah, I said it. Nobody wants to speak up, everybody’s afraid of losing their job of getting taken off TV.

Reports are that he’s alluding to his and others’ WrestleMania payoffs. Granted, 90 percent of WWE’s roster probably doesn’t rake in what 99 percent of other pro sports athletes do. That being said, if someone doesn’t like where he stands on the ladder, well, WWE once had a Red Rooster, and they’re about one more Tweet away from having a Black Cock. -Eric

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