Ken Shamrock beats up a woman whom he thought was a man

“Whooo, meeee??”

God, this is rich. According to PWTorch.com, Ken Shamrock beat up a woman.

OK, fine, there’s more to the story. According to TMZ.com (unbelievable the news they uncover):

We’re told Shamrock dove into the scrap and tried to pry the women apart … when one of the bystanders, a HEAVYSET bystander, jumped on his back and tried to rip Ken out of the pile.

Shamrock’s rep tells TMZ … he threw the person off of his back and followed up with a move that knocked the attacker to the ground.

After the person was incapacitated, the crowd shouted at Ken, “You just hit a girl.” Ken took a closer look and realized the attacker was in fact a female .. so he immediately backed off.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/23/ken-shamrock-fight-mall-attack-woman-ufc/#ixzz24QQduZH2

Two justifications for this: One, don’t jump on another person’s back if you don’t have some level of expectation of getting your ass handed to you. Two, Shamrock simply worked for Vince Russo for too long and has both no respect for women and no concept of gender.

Point well taken, Shamrock. Point well taken. -Eric

Stunt Granny Audio #189

Jeremy & Kevin are back in your ear holes this week with even more inside jokes! They start off by talking about the proposed TNA Hall of Fame. Naturally, they wonder whether TNA is worthy of any such monument. After talking over that topic they move on to the next logical question, who is worthy of induction? Would there be any one aside from the founders Jarrett & Bob Carter? Jeremy & Kevin go through the show from June 19, 2002 to get some ideas. Does Ken Shamrock deserve this honor? They move on to contemplating whether any of the current wrestlers on the TNA roster deserve it. Would they be ballsy enough to induct Hulk Hogan? How about trying to bring back someone like R Truth? Jeremy & Kevin talk about girl power brought to you by Dixie Carter and Brooke Hogan. Is she famous for anything that Tazz listed in his introduction of her? Will she finally stop taking daddy’s money now that she has a woman’s job? What do these ladies have in common with 50 Shades of Grey? And what is Brooke’s job going to be? Jeremy & Kevin wrap this part of the conversation by wondering whether they’re rather have sex with Carter or Brooke. Their last topic from TNA is Gut Check and more specifically Joey Ryan. Does he really act like Ron Burgundy? Does he make good points for how the Gut Check gimmick works? Is he better than Alex Avila who won the first time? Find out this and more when you click on the link below!

Stunt Granny Audio Show #189

Sean Waltman Is Fucking Gross, A Tragedy

One of these men has Hepatitis C.

From Meltzer:

Sean Waltman, who is still working indie dates even with Hepatitis C, was on the Cowhead show in Tampa and said TNA won’t use him due to liability issues. He said he didn’t know how he got the disease, but said he had a lot of unprotected sex in his lifetime. He talked more about his suicide attempt a few years ago, saying that he got depressed, attacked his girlfriend Alicia Webb. He then got even more depressed, took Valium and drank a bottle of Bacardi and tried to hang himself. Webb found him right before he was about to die, and saved his life, giving him CPR under the paramedics arrived. Webb, who was his valet in AAA and worked in WWF as Ryan Shamrock, the sister of Ken Shamrock. Vince Russo wanted to book an incest angle between the two of them in the late 90s, but Ken turned it down, which was one of the reasons he got depushed. Then, as seems to always happen in wrestling, Webb and Ken became an item.

Once again, why would you even hire a person like this? What the hell is wrong with TNA? – Dusty

Ken Shamrock tests positive for steroids, our banner cries

Nope, not gassing at all.

Nope, not gassing at all.

According to Prowrestling.net, Ken Shamrock tested positive for steroids, earning him a one-year suspension by the California State Athletic Commission. (Quick side note: Jeremy just told me he assumed by the cryptic Dot Net headline that Bobby Lashley was the one who failed the test.)

Honestly, Shamrock, you just turned 45 fucking years old last month. You’ve lost your last 1,700 fights and are being called a “tomato can.” You should have saved your money, dingbat, but nope, you’re still trying to cash in on whatever name you have left (half of which is your brother’s name, at this point, and he’s not going to fight you), and now you can’t even earn a living for the next year. Congratulations, former WWF Intercontinental Champion, have fun cycling under the radar just to get creamed in March 2009. (Quick side note: Ryan Shamrock was HOT.) -Eric

You Wanna Fight? You Got A Fight.

Droppin Bombs Yo

Droppin Bombs Yo

Our good friend Jason Powell has a report at ProWrestling.Net that says Ken Shamrock is going to be facing Kimbo Slice on the next CBS EliteXC broadcast. Now I know next to nothing about MMA but I do know that Kimbo Slice looks like a total badass. He popped a guy’s ear on the last broadcast and if that isn’t enough he is comfortable enough with himself to rock a skullet braided around his head. If that isn’t a ballsy move then I guess putting out your own YouTube streetfight video would be.

Shamrock hasn’t fought in a meaningful match in forever and based off of my admitted extensive knowledge I see Ken losing. Why? I don’t know and I don’t care. Bring on the fight already.

All joking aside, Ken will probably win and totally screw over EliteXC and CBS’s big marketing plans and future ratings hopes. -Jeremy

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