Lance Hoyt WWE Bound?

A tramp stamp on a guy is totally marketable.

A tramp stamp on a guy is totally marketable.

Hell yes. You know when life gets you down it’s also bound to come around and make you happy again; right? Well, it’s happened. According to ProWrestling.net, Lance Hoyt is WE bound. I cannot express the inner turmoil of mine that has finally been laid to rest. It has been too long since WWE introduced a big man with no discernible talent and forced him down our throats. Now, no my friends this long nightmare is over. Lance Hoyt is WWE bound.  God damnit Hoyt is WWE bound.

Yeah, this was really only a matter of time. Hoyt is a tall guy with some muscles. (Say it like Popeye for comedic effect.) There actually may be something there for WWE to work with but this is definitely “don’t hold your breath” territory.  It’s more than likely he’ll be cast in the Diesel role and from there go the route of Mr. Hughes; minus the kickass sunglasses and gloves. -Jeremy

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