Stunt Granny Audio #199

Dynamite drop in there, Monty.

Kevin and Dusty are back with an extensive look at bad announcing, including the Mount Rushmore of Horrible Announcing. Listen and learn who they think are the worst announcers of all time. What current day announcers are bad enough to earn a spot on the list? Hint: One guy who currently does every WWE show, some of which completely by himself, much to the petrification of Dusty. Find out which guy….. annoys Dusty…. because of the ridiculously long…. pauses…. he used to take between words. Find out which guy makes Kevin cherish his childhood memories of watching wrestling so much. Find out which guy wears Hawaiian flowery shirts and gets into internet pissing contests because he has a small penis and a need for attention. And so much more, and it’s only going to cost you about an hour of your time, so you need to listen or you’ll catch something incurable.

Stunt Granny Audio Show #199

The 12 Days of Jesus H. Christmas: Day 1 – Ric Flair still can’t keep his finances straight

Minutes later, Flair was asking the lottery photographer for an advance on a paycheck he'd be getting in a half hour.

(For the 12 days leading up to Christmas, Stunt Granny will relive with you the 12 most head-slapping, dipshitty stories of 2011, the things that made us wonder why we still watch professional wrestling and support some of these dingbats. Let’s begin with the 1,700-time world champion, beloved unconditionally and irrevocably by all – named Mark Madden – and a guy willing to give you the shirt off his back, for about $6,000 and a ride to the courthouse… Ric Flair!)

(Originally posted January 26, 2011) According to Prowrestling.net, Ric Flair has his mind on his money and his money on his mind. During TNA’s UK tour, Flair asked TNA’s tour manager for a “draw,” or an advance on his paycheck, and when the request was denied, Flair stormed off and went home. You may recall stories from Flair’s WWE Hall of Fame acceptance speech that started the same way, with him asking Arnold Skaaland for a draw. But those stories continued with him getting the draw and spending it all, and the stories ended with Flair in financial ruin with a trail of failed marriages behind him. So stomp your feet and pout if you will, Nature Boy, but TNA may have just kept an alimony payment in your pocket. Now go feverishly scratch some lottery tickets, you hillbilly at heart. -Eric

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