TNA to hold 2013 Lockdown at Alamodome (using word “dome” loosely)

7:59 p.m. Sunday, March 10, 2013

7:59 p.m. Sunday, March 10, 2013

If you tuned into TNA Impact Wrestling last night, you heard a shocking announcement. No, not that square-jawed Brooke Hogan is involved in a relationship with a man. According to Gerweck.net, TNA has booked the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas, for its Lockdown pay-per-view in March 2013.

Nothing about “TNA” and “dome” make sense together in a sentence, except maybe a year ago when I would have said “TNA Knockout Angelina Love needs to give me dome.” What we have here is a company who draws an 80%-full house in Ottumwa, Iowa (and 2 of those people only want to steal your world title belt to pawn it for meth money) now hoping to fill at least the 20K-capacity basketball configuration where the San Antonio Spurs play, or at most the 66,000-seat Dome that even WWE couldn’t sell out in 1997 with hometown hero Shawn Michaels as the headliner, hot-as-fire Steve Austin winning the Royal Rumble, and a bunch of old Mexicans like Canek and Mil Mascaras in supporting roles. If I were The Chism Company in San Antonio, I’d stay open on March 10, because TNA will need to tarp the shit out of that building. -Eric

Stunt Granny Audio Show: WrestleMania 28 Hall of fame

WWE and pro wrestling history is left in the hands of Dusty Giebink, Dan Kuester and Eric Nelson as they discuss the 2012 WWE Hall of Fame inductees. The guys give brief bios of Edge, the Four Horsemen, Mike Tyson, Ron Simmons, Mil Mascaras and Yokozuna; debate any pros and cons to each entrant’s inclusion; and bring up Lex Luger far more often than anyone should. The title speaks for itself, but you’ll get a lovely trip down memory lane, so click to listen!

WrestleMania 28 Hall of Fame Show

Shelly Martinez has a web series called Sprinkles

Do you like watching web series? Did you like Sucker Punch? Do you like Nazi’s? how about Cats? Well if you said yes to all or none of these then Shelly Martinez has a show for you. Yup, she has her very own web series entitled “Sprinkles.

Sure she has retired from wrestling. Sure this looks low budget but it is Shelly Martinez and when she isn’t retweeting everything under the firey sun,  seems like a cool chick. It also helps she is gorgeous. Yup, always a good way for us to like someone. So what if it isn’t considered professional.

Now this series looks perplexing. It is obviously low budget. It reminds me of those Cinemax movie rip offs like “The Hills Have Thighs” and “Spiderbabe.” This though may actually be tongue in cheek so it seems to be too soon to bash it.

From the trailer above though we do look to be guaranteed the following items: Mick Foley cameo, ODB appearance, Nazi S&M, a hotdog with nunchucks, Land of The Lost inspired special effects and possibly Mil Mascaras. When you look at it that way, this may be something to catch? I don’t know.  I quit doing drugs a long time ago.  -J

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