Stunt Granny Audio #255

The better half.

The better half.

If you were wondering why it is considerably more sexy in here, it is because Dusty and Kevin are back for another rousing edition of Stunt Granny Audio. Kevin starts things off by breaking things down in the NHL Stanley Cup playoffs, and Dusty retaliates by regaling us with the lowdown on the NBA playoffs. They then move on to talking about the latest episode of Monday Night Raw. Dusty is still disgusted by the overly long Gettysburg Address reading interviews that WWE seems to love. Does Paul Heyman get a pass for his work? Where does Rob Van Dam fit in to this current landscape? Is Stephanie McMahon the worst?

They then break down which promotion has the better looking women – WWE or WCW. Which TNA performer has that ass? Which ring announcer chick does Dusty prefer – Renee Young or Christy Hemme? If you have to ask, you’ll never know. Do they have any faith in Jeff Jarrett and Global Force Wrestling making a dent in TNA’s business? What kind of pizza do they prefer? Who was the better member of the Powers of Pain? All that and a whole lot more nonsense, and if you don’t listen, you’re going to get arrested for public stupidity.

Headlines: Colt Cabana wrestles WWE dark match, Kenny Omega wrestles 9-year-old girl

Make this thing go viral! According to Prowrestling.net, Kenny Omega wrestled a 9-year-old girl for the new Stardom promotion in Japan. This clip is the best thing to happen to wrestling and YouTube since those Chikara or CZW or whatever guys wrestled hypnotized.

In other most excellent news, according to Prowrestling.net, Dr. Colt Cabana wrestled a dark match at last night’s WWE Smackdown tapings. He lost to Wade Barrett. Cabana has been in the news lately, including on the front page of TMZ.com, thanks in part to his friendship with CM Punk and thanks in part to his generally being awesome. (“Nick Bockwinkel has old balls,” anyone?) Now keep in mind there’s always the possibility someone sent in a false report to stir up the hornet’s nest known as the Internet Wrestling Community. But the difference between hornets and the IWC, as it’s known, is that hornets are productive as predators of plant-eating insects, whereas the IWC is full of predators of Funyuns and Mountain Dew. -Eric

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