Maryse files for order of protection… wow, what is that bikini bottom, a Band-Aid?

Now seriously, who would stalk *this*?

According to Prowrestling.net, WWE Diva Maryse has filed for an order of protection against a man she’s calling a “crazy stalker.” I’M NOT CRAZY!

Maryse alleges that 61 year-old Lee Silber has sent her threatening letters and left more than 50 voice mails on her cell phone. Silber offered to give Maryse a six-figure payoff and a 100 carat diamond ring to prove he is her friend.

I also don’t look 61, either.

Look, Maryse is hotter than donut grease, but are we ever going to come to a day and age when even the craziest of the crazies don’t think of stalking as the appropriate way to make friends and meet people? I mean, sure, I slept outside Jim Ross’ hotel room door at the Ramada in Waterloo, Iowa, this past weekend, but that was only in case he had an emergency or needed a foot massage, nothing weird. -Eric

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