Stunt Granny Audio #217

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Hell yes, Stunt Granny is proud to bring to you another installment of Stunt Granny Audio but this time it is the Audio Experience. Yes, Dusty and Jeremy are back together and it is a joy filled episode. How do you live working in a unfulfilling job? How is Jeremy’s relationship working out? Who got downgraded from having a name to being called “The Girl?” Is Jeremy’s house really haunted? If not who put his dog in between the fences anyway? Who thinks Jack Swagger should be fired? Is it even worth trying to save the angle even with the building momentum? Who the hell is Mark Henry supposed to face at WrestleMania anyway?  Do any of us matter in the grand scheme of things? In contrast to the vast size of just the planet does anything really matter? Just what do geniuses do in their free time? How do they relate to normal people?  Are we actually supposed to be living the way we do? Oh yeah, it is The Audio Experience alright. Get to downloading already.

Stunt Granny Audio Show #217

Matt Hardy (or Matthew, or Matt Brand, or V1, who cares) leaves YouTube suicide note

In an effort to disprove the six-year-old theory that “Matt Hardy will not die,” Matt Hardy posted what appears to be a suicide note on YouTube. It reads:

Dear Hostess: How dare you discontinue Chocodiles…

Oh, no, wrong one. Here it is:

Goodbye, World… My time here is Almost complete… I only have a few hours & minutes… I loved you all… Regardless of how you felt about me… I’ll miss you all… September 23, 1974 – August 31, 2011.

Well, it just goes to show you that bullying works, and if you make fun of someone long enough, they’ll go away.

Wait, what? “Suicide” means he’s gonna kill himself?! Oh… hold on…

Hey, Bob Holly, nice bald spot, ya prick. -Eric

DUSTY EDIT: But wait, there’s more!

Jeff Hardy’s Wife Pissed Over Matt Hardy Hoax

Last Updated on Tuesday, 30 August 2011 11:50 Written by Ryan Clark Tuesday, 30 August 2011 11:50

An apparent suicide note Matt Hardy released this evening via YouTube has been confirmed as a hoax.

Jeff Hardy’s wife, Beth Britt, is steamed with Matt’s latest attempt ‘to work the Internet’ as police showed up to her North Carolina residence this evening on a suicide call.

She angrily wrote on her Twitter account, “When the cops show up to our house at 11 pm, for a “suicide call” the fucking joke is over @MATTHARDYBRAND. Stop trying to work the Internet.”

A fan wrote to Britt, “Who the hell calls 911 and sends them to the wrong f’n house?” She responded, “Apparently someone that believed the stupid video.”

She then wrote, “I guess you got what you wanted @MATTHARDYBRAND. Everyone is talking about you, again. But it’s not in a good way.”

Apparently Hardy feels suicide is a joking matter. Again, we appreciate all your concerns and calls regarding the video and tweets. Something like that needs to be taken seriously. It’s better to at least check and be safe rather than have it be to late.

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