Matt Hardy has a new promotional video.

So it has been a while since Matt Hardy graced Stunt Granny and even longer since I had thought of the guy but when I read the headline  “Matt Hardy channels Ron Burgundy while promoting his Wrestling Cares Association match against Shawn Daivari” over at Prowrestling.net I had to give it a click.

The video is nothing different than any of the Hardy’s brand of humor that apparently still gets people excited about them. It isn’t terrible by any means and in fact there is one actually funny moment thanks to the grace of video editing.  One unintentionally funny item is that Matt, by his own admission in the comments, wore the wrong color shirt. Just check it out; you’ll see.

The most interesting part of the video is that Candace, or is it Candice, Michelle is wrestling Katie Lee Burchill and that Ryan Shamrock is making an appearance in Daivari’s corner. Who knew any of them were still active?  This isn’t an insult.

Last I knew Candace Michelle was busy weighing down society spitting out babies. Katie Lee Burchill, well, as far as I recall fell off wrestling after TNA screwed up her run? I haven’t seen Ryan Shamrock in a long time and no I am not and will not look up current pictures of her. I care to remember her as this skanky bitch that would totally get it from her WWF days. So leave me be with those memories.

In summary it has been a painfully slow news week so this got posted. Ha ha, you read it. -Jeremy

The 12 Days of Jesus H. Christmas: Day 6 – Jeff Hardy Tases a Woman

(For the 12 days leading up to Christmas, Stunt Granny will relive with you the 12 most head-slapping, dipshitty stories of 2011, the things that made us wonder why we still watch professional wrestling and support some of these dingbats. Here’s proof that these very dingbats pay attention to our site: The above video, where Jeff Hardy tases his brother Matt’s girlfriend and known ring rat Reby Sky, was taken down after Jeremy wrote the scathing post below. This, of course, is the beginning of the end for Matt, the bane of our collective existence. U-S-A! U-S-A!)

Yup, Jeff Hardy shows up on the latest episode of Matt Hardy’s youtube show. It is understandable to be upset by this video. It clearly shows a scared woman being held at bay by Matt Hardy while Jeff taunts her with the taser. He then applies it to her arm and she falls in pain.

Here’s the reason you shouldn’t care.

She willingly allows Matt Hardy to place his penis in her vicinity and in all probability inside her vagina.

She gets what she deserves. -Jeremy

———UPDATE———–

Well, well, well, look at what happened now. Looks like someone realized what a bad idea it was to put that video up for public consumption. Maybe, just maybe they realized that posting a video of your brother, who is up on drug trafficking charges, tazing a young woman is a bad idea. Let’s be a tad smarter in the future.

Day 1: Ric Flair still can’t keep his finances straight
Day 2: Bret Hart on Twitter, put the letter “S” in front of the wrong word 
Day 3: IWA-Mid South: Going Out Of Business Since 2002
Day 4: Triple H leading WWE new talent development
Day 5: Chyna to make more porn, eidvo43we.. oops, can’t see, gouged my eyes out

Matt Hardy super duper grateful on Twitter, and golly gosh, he’ll be back better than ever!

According to Prowrestling.net, Matt Hardy tweeted a million thank-yous to a million people, like a great actress accepting her Academy Award (except that Matt Hardy is a bad actor, a bad wrestler these days and kind of a schmuck by all accounts).

Thank you all SOO very much for all the support you’ve given me thru this hard time, like a Phoenix, I will rise above this all!

Here’s what Matt Hardy has in common with phoenixes: Ashes. As in, at the rate he’s going, Matt Hardy is likely going to die soon. And see, this goes right back to what we repeatedly point out: Every time this mush-mouthed, lazy-eyed sack of shit falls on his bloated face, he insists he’ll “rise above,” or it’s “not the last you’ve seen” of him, or that we shouldn’t “bet against” him. Sorry, I’d put my money on Lieutenant Dan in a hopscotch contest before I bet on Matt Hardy.

I have so many people to return calls to, text, DMs, & e-mails as well, and I eventually will.

You oughta, you have nothing else to do except eat Wendy’s and do drugs.

I appreciate the support from Jeff, Beth, Shane, Karen, My Dad, My Mother in heaven, my friends, My beautiful girlfriend Rebecca Reyes, Mrs. Dixie Carter, and all of my family, friends, fans. I love you and appreciate your support and prayers more than you could ever imagine!

In case you hadn’t heard yet, Matt Hardy has a girlfriend.

It’s really sad to look at the things that make up the entirety of Matt Hardy. If this rat Reby left him, his soul would be crushed no matter how many times he’d tweet “Matt Hardy still won’t die!” If someone cut off his Internet access, he’d probably slice his wrists before he got a library card. And since he got fired from TNA, he’s already been hospitalized once, and it’s not like you’re hearing about all of the bookings he’s picked up. So that’s Matt Hardy in a nutshell: a girl, the Internet, and pro wrestling. And Little Debbies.

Oh no… *now* I know why I hate him… he’s just like me!!! *sob* -Eric

Stunt Granny Poll: What will Matt Hardy’s next YouTube video feature?

Matt Hardy just Tweeted this:

If u thought the Stun Gun YT Entry was controversial, just wait until u see the “Win The Shot, Call The Spot Pt 3”.. It is INSANITY!!

So let us know what you super-duper extreme activity you think will happen on the next episode of “White Trash Thirty-Somethings Who Still Ride BMX Bikes in Their Dad’s Back Yard!”

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