Say it ain’t so Sojo~!


Not sure the TNA Knockouts division can survive this setback but according to Colin Vassallo at, Sojo Bolt has been released from TNA. You may remember her from such standout matches as Sojo versus, um, hmm, wait, that one other Knockout who wrestled her. She was also featured for a brief moment as she was featured weekly on TNA television in their lazy  “Get to know” segments. Apparently no one needed to know her as her time in the company was a waste. She got little mic time; and looked sloppy in the ring.

On a positive note, it is nice to see TNA is taking proactive steps to limit the amount of black female wrestlers on their roster. They booted Rhaka Khan, Sharmell is nowhere to be seen and now Sojo has been shown the door. Kong can now breathe easier as she has the black female wrestler market cornered. Whew! -Jeremy


Kurt Angle: Still guilty of being white trash, a misdemeanor

Told ya so.

"Told ya so."

According to, Kurt Angle was found not guilty on the charge of harassment in his little block-circling to-do with (ex-)girlfriend Rhaka Khan. And…

The judge also dismissed charges of driving without a suspended license, and drug possession charges stemming from the two vials of HGH that were found inside his vehicle at the time of his arrest. “I will continue to live my life by the law, as I always have,” Angle stated outside the courthouse.

Hey, I drive without a suspended license all the time. Either that’s a really stupid charge, or Powell was too busy typing this up in disbelief. There are more charges on the table for Angle, though, including breaking the protection stay filed against him by Khan and her charge of harassment. According to this fake court document I have right here, the harassment charge stems from Angle chasing Khan around his house saying he wanted to have “bestiality sex” with her. Go figure. -Eric

P.S. Here’s video of Kurt Angle being mild-mannered white trash. Seriously, if you don’t want someone in your house, throw their shit on the lawn and change the locks. If that wacky new roommate turns out to be a psychotic 8-foot black chick who will make Grace Jones look like Minnie Mouse, put bars on your windows and hire some goons. Oh, and listen at 1:56 when the lawyer says Angle has “five broken necks.” Just think about it.

Roxxi On Way Back To TNA

Girlish Roxxi is adorable

Innocent Roxxi is adorable

Wait a minute, what the hell is this? Can it be that there is actually some good news coming out of TNA? According to via some webcast thingamajig, TNA is bringing back Roxxi. This is a great move by TNA and can’t believe they are making a good choice for a change.

For those of you who don’t know, Roxxi was fired because she got in a fight with Rhaka Kahn. So it is safe to say that since Rahka is more than likely done with Kurt Angle that it was safe to bring her back to the company.

Moment of full disclosure: I love Roxxi. TNA did their best to fuck with her after shaving her head. They treated it like no big deal and never gave her the push she deserved. Then they saddled her with that awful cursing gimmick and eventually fired her. Well, they suspended her first and then fired her. Sorry, did not renew her contract. Whatever.

One request though for TNA officials and Roxxi; please dump the plaid tights. There is no good reason to saddle that delicious backside with that garish pattern. -Jeremy

UPDATE: Kurt Angle’s lawyer says white trash is innocent

Should have gotten a ride from this guy.

Should have gotten a ride from this guy.

WPXI in Pittsburgh posted an update on the Kurt Angle fiasco on its Web site. Here are a couple of snippets worth examining:

“According to the criminal complaint, his girlfriend had filed a protection from abuse order against him, which was served at Angle’s home Saturday morning.”

“Angle’s attorney, Michael Santicola, also said that there was no corroborating evidence to prove the woman needed a protection from abuse order.”

Hey, lawyer, it really doesn’t matter if someone proves she “needed” the order, SHE WAS GIVEN THE ORDER! So I’m pretty sure by following Rhaka Khan to Starbucks, he was violating an order that was already served. Unless…

“Santicola said there’s no way Angle could have known the woman was at the Starbucks where he is accused of violating the P.F.A.”

Yes, there is a way. In fact, there are many ways. “I’m going to Starbucks”… “Hey, she usually goes to Starbucks”… “What are all of these Starbucks cups doing piling up here?” I know the lawyer is just doing the job he’s paid for, but he sounds like an idiot. As Dusty speculated in our super secret conversation, maybe this Santicola character is just Santino Marella in a wig pretending to be a lawyer. -Eric

Stunt Granny Audio #54

Dude, dont open your eyes yet, wrestling isnt worth watching now.

"Dude, don't open your eyes yet, wrestling isn't worth watching."

Dusty and Jordan combine forces to talk about the big news item of the day: Kurt Angle proving his white trashiness by being arrested for stalking, public intox and possession of HGH… all at 8 o’clock in the fucking morning! The two discuss Angle’s current problems, his less-current problems, his past problems, and his really past problems. They wonder what will become of the TNA Hard Justice main event, including who should (and scarily who might) walk away with the TNA World Title. This segues into a discussion of wrestling’s desperate need for change, among other rants usually reserved for old curmudgeons (“Why, back in my day…”). So check it out!

Stunt Granny Audio #54

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