ECW Gets Replaced With NXT!

Dry those eyes fair readers cause this will make you smile. According to Prowrestling.net, WWE has announced that ECW has been canceled (sad face) and is being replaced with an all new show called….wait for it…..WWE NXT. Yes, the promotion has no vowels and no concept to speak of but it is being marketed straight to douche bags who enjoy butchering the English language for the sake of being hip.

Imagine if you will the meeting with all of creative and this is the best name for the new product they could think of. Was there a deafening silence or overwhelming applause when this name was introduced? Regardless the pillar of cool and hip Vince “MacDaddio” McMahon signed off on this shit name so he is to blame.

Really not sure how this even fits the SYFY brand nam…..never mind. They renamed their perfectly acceptable Sci-Fi Network to the current vowelless trash that makes you even more embarrassed to be watching “Giant Shark versus Giant Squid.”

Now it gets even better, Prowrestling.net is reporting that there is a promotion already using the name NXT. Who knew it would prove so popular? Of course it is in Scotland so does that even matter? Screw the Scots;  they had one good period of history and that was when Braveheart came out on DVD. See, no one gave a shit about that movie when it was released; Academy Awards be damned. -Jeremy

Sci-Fi Name Change Is Gaytarded

Do I look familiar fair maiden?

Over at ProWrestling.net and just about everywhere else, there is a report about The Sci-Fi network, the home of ECW, changing its perfectly good name to the much worse name of SyFy. You know, I called this gaytarded in the headline but that isn’t fair to gay retarded people. For those of you who question their existence I say they exist. How do I know? Well, I once met a retarded kid and he was flaming like a star going supernova.

Anyway, this is a gaytarded name change for any network. Spike TV was bad enough since it means nothing SyFy is just ridiculous. How is this going to reassure the people flipping channels that this is something they may want to stop on? Hell I watch the station and I know exactly what the hell I am getting when I see the name. Now, well, what is on this station? I also realize now that this is one of those rare cases of y being used as a vowel. -Jeremy