TNA Potpourri

Doctors say she needs a faceotomy!

Man, I hate TNA. Have I ever mentioned that? I just wanted to make sure.

Sarah “Sarita” Stock is currently out of action due to facial paralysis. He missed her match last night in Pachuca, Mexico, as well as tonight’s show at Arena Mexico. No word if she will be ready by Monday’s television tapings in Orlando. She is not scheduled for Sunday’s PPV show.

Now, my life is predicated on two things and two things only. One is that I always have an abundant supply of spaghetti to, uh, eat. Yeah that’s it. The other is to have the ability to move my face. So, you know, that’s gotta really suck.

TNA Impact rating was a 1.1.

They could have Jesus come down and deliver Abyss a pizza and I’m not sure they would get beyond a 1.1.

What looks to be the next Impact taping on the road is scheduled for 8/25 in Huntsville, AL, at the Von Braun Center.

I recognize the Von Braun Center as a regular Superstars taping locale back in the day. I wonder also if Hardcore Holly will be in attendance there. I wonder why they haven’t brought him in yet since a) they bring absolutely everyone in who has WWE on their resume at some point, and b) Russo loves those worked shoots, so it would seem natural for him to want to book a Holly vs. Mr. Anderson feud at some point. Have I mentioned how much Mr. Anderson sucks? I just want to make sure that is mentioned. – Dusty

Mick Foley done with TNA, not KFC

mick foley

"Ooh, spaghetti?"

According to Prowrestling.net, Mick Foley as a television character is done with TNA Impact Wrestling (who the fuck knows what to call them anymore). The post says Foley’s deal ends in September, which sources tell me allows Foley to return to TV tapings to partake in catering. That is if Matt Hardy hasn’t obliterated the buffet table yet. Foley later Tweeted that his passion for changing aspects of TNA (history shows that this makes Foley the first and only person to have a passion about TNA) may have been misconstrued as pushy and… wait, someone confused something Foley said for being shameless and selfish??

“I pushed hard for changes I felt would benefit Impact Wrestling,” Foley wrote on Twitter. “I can understand how some would interpret that as difficult to work with.”

It’s not that Foley was difficult to work with, it’s that he was difficult to understand, suggesting headline angles with a mouthful of Burger King fries. -Eric

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