3MB is now a One Man Band, Baby!

Heath Slater

I’m sure localbozo.com doesn’t care if I use his screen grab.

I suppose this is what you get when you cannot handle the Shield for the boss? WWE has released two more competitors (see, keeping with WWE protocol) as Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre received the bad news today.  So just like that the fourth strongest faction in WWE has been destroyed.

WWE sure seems bent on breaking up their factions outside of The Wyatt Family so far. Seth Rollins turned on The Shield. Evolution saw the departure of Dave Batista. Now, they couldn’t break them up so they had to fire two-thirds of the Three Man Band.

Out of the three members, (Hornswoggle doesn’t count as he is a mascot) Jinder Mahal was the blank slate. He never caught on. His only shining moment came on Total Divas when Eva Marie mispronounced his name. Maybe that should have been the first hint that you needed to do some extra work to be a household name for WWE fans?

Drew McIntyre is a weird case of being elevated much too soon and then falling off. He may have sabotaged his chances by fighting with his wife, Taryn Terrell, a few years back. Taryn was arrested after the “domestic incident” but the damage was done. His push ended and he disappeared. If you can’t keep your woman in line you aren’t going anywhere in WWE. You cannot place the WWE in a bad position or you suffer the consequences. Even divorcing  the woman will not matter. His career in WWE never recovered but he certainly made the best of his spot in 3MB. He stood out while Jinder faded away.  Let’s be frank here, no one is going to overshadow heath Slater.

So all the best to the both of these men.  Seriously, good luck out there. -Jeremy

Kevin’s Blog: Almost Live, Definitely Half Assed Review of #TNA #ImpactWrestling

repeater_300dpiI’m repeating my weekend travel plans from last week except I’m going for my girl’s grandmother’s 92nd birthday. So in order to clean off the DVR, let’s roll.

I forgot that they were going to be at IUP. James Storm is in the ring. AJ Styles is in the stands. Bad Influence joins them. I do like their sales pitch. Aces & Eights are beating up Storm again. The rest of the people who have been beat up suck. Joseph Park sucks the least. 3D thru the table so he can feel his Abyss roots.

Aces & Eights are still in the ring so that they can suck the energy out of the room. They beat up all of our heroes. Why didn’t they deliver that promo before the break? It was a short promo then you reset after the commercial break. Tazz tried to sound tough before another commercial break. Yep, thanks for making two segments suck instead of one.

Taryn Terrell is fighting Tara. The only thing catching my attention are Tazz & Tenay fighting like sixth graders. Then Tazz notes that ODB is sober. Yep, they let Taryn hang around to get the cheap pin when Tara got cocky. Always a decent way to build up a babyface without hurting the heel. People don’t care.

Rob Terry is taking on Jesse. I feel bad for this crowd. What did they do to deserve this? Robbie E saves Jesse from a pin. Weird spine buster type move for the win by Terry. Woof.

Bad Influence tries to recruit Bobby Roode. We get reruns of Jeff Hardy losing. Good for Chris Sabin coming back. He’s a tough cookie.

Austin Aries confronts Bobby Roode about getting Fortune back together. He makes several good points himself. I guess they’re gunning for the World Tag Team Titles. Chavo & Hernandez have the belts but seem like after thoughts in this match. The baby faces get to take advantage of an arguing team. Wow, Hernandez looked like he may have hurt himself. I’m not surprised. The match has been pretty good as a over all though. Kaz runs interference. Daniels interference back fires. Frog Splash win.

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Taryn Terrell, aka WWE’s Tiffany, divorcing Drew McIntyre, doesn’t even know I’m alive

Pictured above: Newly single skank

According to her Twitter account about 18 minutes ago, Taryn Terrell, better known to WWE fans as Tiffany (or that bump on a log from ECW that was worth withdrawing from the spank bank every once in a while) is divorcing Drew McIntyre. Well hell, why not just read her Tweet for yourself:

With great sadness, I announce the end of my marriage. I wish Drew only happiness and continued success.

Good, now maybe he can focus on being as entertaining as watching ice melt, while she can go back to taking her clothes off somewhere without having a pouty Scottish guy with a ponytail to answer to. Win-win. (And for Mr. Morneau, win-win-win.) -Eric

Pics From Twit

Evidently Taryn Terrell (AKA Tiffany) has been reading Stunt Granny because she decided to send “Kisses” and the picture above to Twitter. She knew we’d post this since she’s dressed up like every one of my wet dreams, if I were still ready for some hair metal.

Jack Swagger posted that he was going out to get an All American tan. It was nice of him to bring along an All American, American woman because this picture would suck without her. Oh and a quick word of advice Jack. Shut your god damn mouth. Why do people continue to stick their tongue out like a monoslab? – Jeremy & Kevin

Tiffany Suspended

Stop smiling Debbie, we don't mean *that* Tiffany!

Credit where it’s due to Mike Johnson, who is putting on a clinic today:

WWE Diva Tiffany (Taryn Terrell) was suspended by World Wrestling Entertainment earlier this week after an incident in San Jose, California at the hotel WWE had booked talents into, according to numerous sources within the company.

The incident, which WWE sources claim was a domestic issue between Terrell and husband Drew McIntryre, led to police being called to the scene. We have conflicting reports over whether Terrell was arrested by the San Jose PD. PWInsider.com is awaiting a return call from the San Jose Police Department’s Public Affairs office.

Terrell, who was scheduled to wrestle this Sunday at the Summerslam PPV, was sent home by WWE management after the incident, according to two separate sources.

WWE has not publicly acknowledged the suspension or any potential change to the PPV as I write this.

I am currently using my mouth and arm as a fart noise making apparatus to demonstrate my level of care on this topic, but diva posts always get us some big hits, so what the fuck, you know? – Dusty

Drew McIntyre is Married to Tiffany; Fucker.

Between Kevin’s womanizing roadshow, Eric’s desperate attempts to convince us he has a real girlfriend, Dusty’s drug induced hallucinating and my general apathy towards anything not Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (ClutchSnob on Xbox bitches!); this story totally got by us. Over at Prowrestling.net, Drew McIntyre went on record saying he was married to WWE Diva Tiffany aka Taryn Terrell.

You know, this Tiffany:


Anyway, much like his push, McIntyre doesn’t deserve this angel in human form. Call it jealousy or spite and I won’t disagree so whatever.  There was a time I would have killed to get a sniff of his sweet wife. Now, after reviving the rigorous lifestyle of continual consensual sex with actual females I’d say the chances of murder have dropped to below 15%. Yes I am bragging, eat one.

This post is really nothing more than a reason to brag and to repost this video; sorry a link since that prude Eric told me not to . Enjoy, Yeah you have to sign up for dailymotion since it is an age restricted video but it contains vagina. So sign up and enjoy. -Jeremy

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