WrestleMania 28 Preview #5- CM Punk vs Chris Jericho

We have reached the half way point and are finally getting to the interesting matches for WrestleMania 28. This time out is the WWE Championship match between CM Punk and Chris Jericho. Who wins? Is this a one off match or is it the beginning of a feud/ Why did they fell the need to bring personal issues in to the match? How did the early hype on Jericho play in to the build for this match? Should Jericho have won the Royal Rumble to solidify his claim as the best in the world? All this and more in a nice twenty minute package.

WrestleMania 28 Preview #5- Chris Jericho vs CM Punk

Other WrestleMania 28 Preview Audios
WrestleMania 28 Hall of Fame Show
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan
Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve
Kane vs Randy Orton
Big Show vs Cody Rhodes

Maria Menounos has broken ribs. Pierced clit hopefully fine.

I totally missed this huge news today so all apologizes on the tardiness of this post. Maria Menounos, she of the pierced clit and delicious looking vagina, has two broken ribs. How this effects her WrestleMania match with her partner Kelly Kelly against Eve and Beth Phoenix has yet to be determined.  She suffered her injuries while practicing her routine for Dancing with the Stars. Really though with how skinny this woman is wouldn’t a stiff breeze or a squirt of Binaca accomplish the same thing? Also, I mention this only for the means to add a tag of Dancing with the Stars tag so we get extra hits; cause people really watch that garbage for some reason. -Jeremy

Extreme Wrestling Returns?

I thought this mother fucker was gathering carts at Target? Apparently I was wrong? He still wrestles? If you haven’t watched the video here is the quick synopsis. Shane Douglas is sad he missed the final event at ECW Arena, blah blah. But have no fear the revolution is starting again with, wait for it, yet another reunion show for ECW “stars.”

Yup, just in case you haven’t had enough of old timer ECW wrestlers here is your chance to once again feel the excitement, the entertainment and the majesty of ten to fifteen broken down old men pretending it is the late nineties.

How many times is this same, tired old act going to be pushed out? Does anyone remember the train wreck of TNA’s ECW reunion?  Who out there is clamoring for one more Tommy Dreamer versus Raven match? Can we roll out Sabu and have him go one last time against anyone? No seriously? Anyone? Come one there has to be someone out there wanting to probably not get paid as much as they were told.

While there is no talent list up on the site yet you have to figure the same old people will show up. By same old, I mean everyone involved. The guy with the hat, the dude with the log black hair and sunglasses, Joel Gertner, Francine, that one fat guy, the other fat guy, the other fat guy next t him, the dirty guy, the guy who…you get the joke.

Nostalgia acts are sad. Seeing someone in their fifties pretending to be the person they were in their twenties and thirties is sad. I forgot half of the content of this video already due to this creeping sense of sadness. Oh look grampa has a beret on backwards and keeps laughing it should be adorable but it isn’t.  -Jeremy

The TNA Roster Game 2010

It’s that time of year again grand kids. The leaves are changing and beginning to fall. The air is a tad crisper. Chilean miners are wearing dark shades even at night. You know what that means? It means it’s time foe the fourth annual Stunt Granny TNA Roster game. Yes that’s right; all four members of the crew get together and give the thumbs up and thumbs down for their imaginary TNA promotion. Give it a listen as some of the choices are not as clear cut as you think. So give a listen to the HD version of The TNA Roster game. We make it worth your time, promise.

TNA Roster Game 2010

Stunt Granny Audio #114

It’s time again Grandkids; time for some audio knowledge. Jeremy and Kevin continue pulling their weight and talk on things related to wrestling and beer. Yes, beer. Kevin gives his run down of the Great American Beerfest in Denver. Find out what beers he tasted and just how drunk he got and how fast. They finally get to wrestling and they talk about the ridiculousness of TNA’s decision making. They discuss Samoa Joe’s apparent determination to get back in shape.  They then turn to NXT and try to figure out if this show is bad on purpose or if this is just the way WWE feels women should be treated. They then turn it around to a conversation about women’s wrestling and the recent signing of Mickie James by TNA. There is, of course, more but you have to listen for it. 70 minutes!

Stunt Granny Audio #114

Chyna Was Hospitalized……….sigh

We may as well rename this site “Punching Bag Granny” since all we seem to cover are the same three retards on a daily basis. Over at Prowrestling.net, via TMZ, there is a report that Chyna Doll, AKA Chyna, was sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. She woke up this morning and was vomiting and all the other stuff a nasty hang over or bender gives you the next morning. Here’s the fun part: this dummy OD’ed, essentially, on Benadryl.

According to the report she took four to five times the prescribed amount to help her sleep. Yes, to help her sleep. I didn’t realize Benadryl was made to help you sleep. Are there directions on the box for the amount of doses to make you sleepy? I know there are directions to fight allergies and colds but not sleep. Essentially Chyna took about 4 or 5 tablespoons of Benadryl and overdosed for the most part.

There is another way to look at this. It won’t be popular but probably way closer to the truth. She could have drank four or five bottles of Benardyl like a high school freshman in order to get a buzz on. You know, the cheap way of getting high. I’m not saying she did but if she did she is truly a fucking retard. She can’t afford a few bottles of booze and get alcohol poisoning like a real man? God damn, she has to have some money left right? Get some SKYY and get your drink on, moron. -Jeremy

Sean Waltman Still Likes Drugs

Alright look, this is a post about Sean Waltman and drugs. He got busted again according to TMZ.  Wow, what a surprise. What the fuck am I suppose to say? This isn’t news, this is what you should consider an everyday occurrence by now. I’m not the guy for this but am the only one with internet access and copious amounts of time to waste. Luckily Eric has messenger and is filling in the rest.  Warning, clichés a comin. -Jeremy

“I don’t see what the big deal is. Pilots fly drunk all the time, why can’t passengers fly half-baked? It would make the peanuts taste better, the flight attendants would have fewer rude passengers, and those high mother fuckers might order the gingerbread house kit out of the Sky Mall catalog. It’s a win win… win!”– Eric

Stunt Granny Audio #113

We are going to battle folks.

Yes that’s right, after weeks vacation Stunt Granny Audio is back and its long. See, we make up for our absence. Jeremy & Kevin bring some noise on this edition and there is little to no talk of TNA so be happy. They start off with a lengthy discussion on the downfall of Matt Hardy. So if you aren’t a fan, skip to the 30 minute mark or something. They then discuss the blandness of Chad Johnson and what may be the reasons behind it. Then they get all over this past edition of Raw and how it leads up to Night of Champions. Who did they like? Who gets a loud groan now? You have to tune in to find out.

Stunt Granny Audio #113

Remember! No TNA Impact Tonight

Lobster Dog is unmoved.

Bad news if you are eager to watch some wrestling tonight; Impact isn’t on and it isn’t Friday. Yup, Spike TV has deemed the NFL and ESPN College Football too big to put little old Impact on tonight, At least that has to be the reasoning, right?

Impact and especially TNA rank so high on Spike’s importance scale that reruns of “Gangland” bumped it. They removed Impact for repeats even though TNA is coming off of a PPV. So, this clearly kills all of the credibility of Dixie Carter. You know, the chick who runs or owns or cameos or bigfoots or whatevers Impact and TNA. She constantly spews about how Spike loves TNA and blah blah blah and then they get treated like an episode of “The John Henson Show.” You remember that right? That’s what I thought.

So to make up for the fact that their only show got bumped for reruns, they are putting on a web show of…….wait for it……. a live Q&A with Dixie Carter. Yes, instead of taping some matches or putting on a best-of show or interviewing wrestlers or getting over angles, they are having a question and answerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

This bitch is everywhere now. Remember when she wasn’t on TV? Well, Impact still sucked but she wasn’t on so I am not sure what my point is here. Anyway, I have a suggestion for Dixie Carter that will make this web show at least passable and it involves her being naked and her playing with her vagina. There, that I would tune in to for about three to five minutes.  -Jeremy

Awesome Kong Gone From TNA?

When I get to the WWE, I get to kick Michael Cole's ass.

Finally Beth Phoenix versus Awesome Kong can happen. Let me back up, the greatest women’s wrestler on the planet has asked for her release from TNA. Yes, Awesome Kong has asked for her release according to PWTorch.com.

In typical TNA fashion they acted retarded and it has ended up costing them, hopefully, one of their only real marketable and money drawing wrestlers. Regardless if she is a woman or not she is a hundred times better than 98 percent of the roster. But since she has a vagina, she gets no respect. Whatever. WWE is the only place she should be.

John Lauranitis better be on the phone starting Monday to sign her for immediate exposure on Smackdown. Get her in the middle of Beth and Mickie and then have a big blow out at WrestleMania damnit. He also needs to make sure and sign the package deal and bring in the extraordinary Cheerleader Melissa. Yeah, she’s available as well. Fantasy booking at its best! This has to happen. -Jeremy

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