Ultimate Warrior returns to promote WWE 2K14, is not dead

If 20 years of anecdotal, empirical, and probably even DNA proof didn’t convince you that the original Ultimate Warrior did not die (during, as lore has it, a bench press workout where his intestines exploded), here’s the wonderfully non-sensical video that proves it. The Ultimate Warrior is back, and he’s promoting the next WWE video game, WWE 2K14. Terry Crews, Office Linebacker, beware, as Warrior beats up every nerd in the 2K headquarters. Assuredly, outtakes included Warrior calling the Hulk Hogan character a “queer” and Kevin Nash a “phony mother fucker.” CUT!

The only thing missing is a call-back to his first Slim Jim commercial. You boys a bit booorrrred? Snap into this! -Eric

Hey Bart, remember Hulk Hogan? He’s back, in luchadore form!

From Dot Net:

The Sixth Axis, a video game news site, is reporting that Hulk Hogan will lend his voice talent to the highly anticipated Saints Row: The Third. Hogan will voice Angel De LaMuerte, a professional wrestler and leader of the “Luchadores” gang. The story also notes that Daniel Dae Kim will reprise his role as Johnny Gat, and porn star Sasha Grey will voice Viola DeWynter.

I was telling my boy blakout, because he pointed out how funny it’s going to be to hear Hogan attempting to do a Mexican accent, that I think it would be even funnier if he just used his real voice and didn’t attempt any accent. Sort of like when he was Mr. America, only now under the guise of being Mexican. In any event, oh the possibilities! – Dusty

Hulkamania Wrestling: Break son out of jail, rub princess, inject 1-Ups

Oh, I'm sure J.R. will be thrilled about that.

Oh, I'm sure J.R. will be pleased about this.

Jason Powell at Prowrestling.net alerted readers to this article at PocketGamer.co.uk about the new “Hulkamania Wrestling” mobile video game, which looks like a giant turd. I do like how the ring is at an angle, like Fire Pro Wrestling. Jesus, did I just compare this piece of junk to Fire Pro? I’m sorry, how about WWF WrestleMania Challenge for the NES? Remember how if you were the Ultimate Warrior and you threw Andre the Giant over the top rope, he couldn’t get back in the ring? Yep, Hulk’s new game looks about that exciting. And honestly, how does Hogan continue to get his name and likeness licensed for all this stuff? American Gladiators, that fantasy fly-fishing thing (no, I’m not kidding), a grill, this… his life is a fucking trainwreck! I want to be overpaid white trash, too… better run out and get my Hulkster grill right now, dude! -Eric

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