World Wrestling Bracketainment Finals: #2 Hulk Hogan vs. #20 Undertaker

Well son of a gun, it’s the finals of World Wrestling Bracketainment, our half-assed attempt at bringing the excitement of March Madness to professional wrestling. Your votes have led Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker to the final round of our tournament to determine the greatest WWE/WWF Champion in the history of that magnificent belt. So this is it: Vote for the man who you believe was the better champion, and you will have helped determine, without a shadow of anyone’s doubt from any corner of the globe or any annal of history, who is the best. We’ll celebrate the winner Friday!

World Wrestling Bracketainment Final Four: Bruno vs. Undertaker, Hogan vs. Michaels

We’re getting down to the nitty gritty in our World Wrestling Bracketainment tournament to determine the greatest WWE/WWF Champion in the history of our fair sport. As seeds go, Nos. 1 and 20 are in the same half of the bracketing, and Nos. 2 and 11 are as well, meaning our Final Four match-ups are Bruno Sammartino (who managed to get past Randy Savage) vs. Undertaker (after an easy victory over Pedro “Who?” Morales), and Hulk Hogan (that CM Punk brother can’t work anyway!) vs. Shawn Michaels (who beat out The Rock). Vote for your favorites by any criteria you choose, and come back Wednesday for the finals!

World Wrestling Bracketainment Elite Eight: Bruno-Savage, Hogan-Punk, Taker-Pedro, Rock-Michaels

World Wrestling Bracketainment March-o Madness continues, ooooh yeah! Yep, somehow or other, you folks voted Randy Savage as a better WWF/WWE Champion than Stone Cold Steve Austin, making this a very interesting Elite Eight round. Savage takes on Sammartino, the longest-reigning champ in company history; Hulk Hogan is pitted against current-day darling CM Punk; Undertaker blew away John Cena to move on against Pedro Morales (yeesh); and in a contest more of us can relate to, The Rock is matched up against Shawn Michaels (due to a mysterious tiebreaker). Cast your vote for the man in each match-up you consider to have been the better WWF/WWE Champion, and we’ll return Monday with the winners!

World Wrestling Bracketainment Sweet Sixteen: #1 vs. #16, #8 vs. #9

Welcome back to World Wrestling Bracketainment, where we put the “fun” in “pick your funking favorites” in the tournament to determine the greatest WWE Champion in WWF and WWE history! One of these match-ups – Bruno Sammartino vs. Superstar Billy Graham – has much historical significance, while the other – Randy Savage (who blew out Edge) vs. Steve Austin – was a match we all kinda wanted to see back in 1998. Vote in each poll for the man you think was the better WWE/WWF Champion of the two, by any criteria you see fit, and check back Friday for the winners!

World Wrestling Bracketainment Sweet Sixteen: #2 vs. #15, #7 vs. #23

Welcome back to World Wrestling Bracketainment, where we put the “fun” in “pick your funking favorites” in the tournament to determine the greatest WWE Champion in WWF and WWE history! Our first match-up – Hulk Hogan vs. Kurt Angle – is the battle of the fast-rising stars whose current-day contest would look like two broken-down Dodge Darts bumping into each other, while the other – Triple H vs. CM Punk (one of only two upsets in the previous round) is a battle of counter-culture vs. asshole we all kinda hate. Vote in each poll for the man you think was the better WWE/WWF Champion of the two, by any criteria you see fit, and check back Friday for the winners!

World Wrestling Bracketainment Sweet Sixteen: #4 vs. #20, #5 vs. #12

Welcome back to World Wrestling Bracketainment, where we put the “fun” in “pick your funking favorites” in the tournament to determine the greatest WWE Champion in WWF and WWE history! One match-up – John Cena (and how the hell did Alberto del Rio get four votes against Cena?) vs. Undertaker (the other upset vs. Brock Lesnar) – is a clash of two modern-day icons, while the other – Diesel vs. Pedro Morales – pits against each other the two men who won their previous match by the narrowest margin (because no one cares that much about Sheamus or whoever the other guy was.) Vote in each poll for the man you think was the better WWE/WWF Champion of the two, by any criteria you see fit, and check back Friday for the winners!

World Wrestling Bracketainment Sweet Sixteen: #3 vs. #14, #6 vs. #11

Welcome back to World Wrestling Bracketainment, where we put the “fun” in “pick your funking favorites” in the tournament to determine the greatest WWE Champion in WWF and WWE history! One match-up – Bob Backlund vs. The Rock – well, doesn’t bode well for Bob, while the other – Bret Hart vs. Shawn Michaels – has enough personal and professional history to warrant its own DVD release. Vote in each poll for the man you think was the better WWE/WWF Champion of the two, by any criteria you see fit, and check back Friday for the winners!

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