Stunt Granny Audio Show #223

Chun-Li_X-Men_vs_Street_Fighter_Char_Select--article_imageJeremy & Kevin start off by talking about Impact Wrestling. Yes, indeed there are other wrestling shows on TV and sometimes they’re worth talking about. How much time do the wrestlers have until Bound For Glory? Which host likes the concept behind this annual event? Does it help Impact that they only have four pay per views a year? Is it a good idea to have Destination X on free TV? Who wins in a battle between the Knockout’s Division and the Diva’s Division? Okay, that idea isn’t explored but they do talk about the poor quality of both even though they’re getting plenty of time. Impact Wrestling had some other poor decision making with the Main Event Mafia. Why are they banding together people that already hung out Sting to dry a mere two weeks ago? Who is going to be the fourth member? Who’s betting on Hulk Hogan and who’s got Jeff Hardy? Jeremy & Kevin start talking about the WWE and they start with someone they skipped last week, Alberto Del Rio? Can you smell the desperation on him? Is Dolph Ziggler ever going to get mic time to establish himself as a baby face? They move on to talk about follow up from Mark Henry and John Cena. How did Henry follow up his grand slam from last week? Did Cena go cheese factor or serious for his promo? Jeremy & Kevin finish by talking about Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton. Did they have a good match? How much did Orton have to exhort the crowd? How many segments did Daniel Bryan get himself into? How definitive was his win? They close by not talking about two important people? Find out who when you click on the link below!

 

Stunt Granny Audio #223

Royal Rumble fallout: Nash speaks, Kong hangs out, TNA scrambles

She was also spotted recently in a police station. Boy, people see her everywhere!

According to Prowrestling.net, Awesome Kong was backstage at WWE Royal Rumble. Good. She wasn’t on camera, though. We already know she signed, and then she was spotted backstage. That’s just what you do when you’re an employee. Moving on…

Also according to Prowrestling.net, Kevin Nash, probably known again as Diesel, was interviewed by WWE.com about how long he plans to wrestle. He said he hoped last night wasn’t his last match, and then said:

I know Randy Orton, he’s got pull around here.

I feel like that was less a joke about who he’s really tight with in WWE and more a crack at jobbers like Mr. Anderson, who claim they were fired because Randy Orton wanted them gone and he has clout. Good stuff from Big Kev, as usual.

Finally, according to Prowrestling.net, a TNA source has said the planned Main Event Mafia angle will need to be revamped now that Kevin Nash (and maybe Booker T) are affiliated with WWE. Says a source:

Big time rewrite mode this week due to their dumb asses writing a plot around guys who are not under contract.

Like it was going to work anyway. They have Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan under contract and still can’t draw a 1.3 unless you round up. Ten Kevin Nashes could squash forty hundred Kurt Angles every quarter hour for infinity, and TNA would still suck. -Eric

Kurt Angle = Unending Source of Amusement

This is what I looked like as a pill head. The residue of the pills are now fucking with my head. Thanks to wrestledeals.com.

My head was actually much larger. I mean look at the size of my frontal lobe. Hmmmmm. Thanks to wrestledeals.com.

Thanks to the ceaseless reporting of Prowrestling.net we were handed an outstanding interview by Kurt Angle on Filmsinreview.com. I’ll start at the top of this interview and mock n’ roll to the bottom.

“Hopefully, I will have the same success that Dwayne Johnson has had these past few years. I can picture myself doing that.”

My lord is this piece of white trash unbelievably insane. You suck as “The Godfather” because you come up with weak lines about roses instead of people sleeping with the fishes or horse heads and you’ve already sucked in one movie. Sure, you might improve the more you act but the track record for wrestlers turned movie stars starts and ends with Dwayne Johnson. At least he admitted as much but he’s delusional for thinking he’ll be the second person to do it.

“I really enjoyed doing the film (Chains) even though I did not like the character that I played. It was a lot of fun to step outside myself, and be that ignorant person for that week.”

You are ignorant person, pal. It wasn’t just a one week stint for you. Read the first quote I listed from you and you’ll realize how ignorant you are.

“I knew I had to make a choice. I knew being in the WWE, the money was there, the movies were there with WWE Films, but I wanted to go outside the circle, the realm of WWE, and spring out on my own. When you are with WWE, you are under the WWE umbrella.”

Fucking ass clown, he just made sense. Does that mean I’m going to stop mocking him?  Hell no.

“If I were to compare it, the character is a lot like Dolph Lundgren’s when he played the Russian in ROCKY IV which really jump-started his career.”

If by jump start, you mean started having Dolph star in Z grade movies for the remainder of his entire career, then you are correct. Come on, his best parts were He-Man or the Punisher.

“I have always enjoyed playing the baby-face role, but for some reason I always get cast back to the heel role…I prefer the heel. I like the heel character.”

You just contradicted yourself within two paragraphs. How hard is it to keep straight what you prefer? Well, you did switch from liking women to men so maybe you’re a flip flopper like any good politician.

“It’s time for me to give back to the younger generation…We had to make the Main Event Mafia before we could start making guys. We are still trying to make the Main Event Mafia, before we turn it around.”

Still making the Main Event Mafia? You guys have been around the block more than a hooker. The Main Event Mafia has been around for a solid year. What is there to make?  On top of that you all have your problems. Kevin Nash just turned 50 and won’t ever put over Samoa Joe now because he’s in the Main Event Mafia. Booker T has had more accents than meaningful matches since he got to TNA. Scott Steiner can’t even get a new shirt. Sting has looked like a dope his whole career and you just made him a dope for the millionth time over after Slammiversary by getting Joe in the Main Event Mafia behind his back. I already mentioned your lack of verbal skills and your in ring skills are deteriotating as quickly than your mental faculties. Your collective bunch couldn’t put a sack of potatoes over right now. Thank goodness that’s the last stupid thing Angle said in the interview. -Kevin

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