Kevin’s Blog: Definitely Live & Half Assed Review of @WWE #Raw

Jeremy was Mushmouth. Feel free to assign me a character from Fat Albert.

So Jeremy and I went longer than expected recording our Wrestlemania previews. We still have another two to do. Have fun figuring out which preview Jeremy goes Mushmouth on. So because that went late and my Boxer Cayenne decided to take an exceptionally long time to soil the lawn in the condo complex. I’ll catch up because we’re six days away from Wrestlemania. There’s even less days until Jeremy and his woman arrive in Cbus. Time for wrestling. Let’s roll.

Why is Mitchell Cool excited about Booker T being in the announce booth? We start off with Randy Orton & Sheamus against Kane & Daniel Bryan with AJ. Jerry Lawler called out Cool on his switched stance on Daniel Bryan but he can’t be bothered to really fight back Cool’s claim of stating facts and being a great journalist. Commercial break. I love Orton’s drop kick. It’s been a little odd that the opponents at WM have wrestled large portions of this match against each other. Sheamus gets pinned after AJ interference. Even steven booking means Sheamus gets the win. I might have picked differently in the show that was posted earlier today. We get John Cena vs the Rock build up by video.

Mitchell is in the ring and dons a Team Johnny shirt. He’s their official commentator. Well, you are the WWE’s announcer so you’d be there anyway. Cool introduces Johnny Wooden GM. Vickie Guerrero is a flag bearer. Booker introduces Teddy Long before Johnny gets to say anything. Santino Marella is taking on David Otunga. Cool goes Mushmouth after he was trending on Twitter. Otunga pays too much attention to the flag & Hornswoggle. Cobra. Teddy & Johnny wouldn’t actually be in the match, would they? Johnny announces that the Miz is the last member of Team Teddy, more Mushmouth, Johnny.

More video package for Cena & the Rock. Hey, we were there. Dusty was with us in spirit. More video package, just for the Undertaker, HHH and Shawn Michaels. I’m starving. Unlike Jeremy, I don’t have someone that can serve me food. I haven’t taught the dogs how to deliver food yet. They only deliver it to their stomachs. Time to grab something.

Eve Torres came to the ring with Beth Phoenix because we’re supposed to care about the Divas. No surprise that Maria Menounos can’t get away from that hectic schedule on Extra to join Kelly Kelly for this match. Eve misses the top rope moonsault so that KK can mess up a roll up. That match is going to be a train wreck. Chances are good that Maria won’t wrestle as well as Snooki. Say, did you hear about this match between John Cena and the Rock?

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WrestleMania 28 Preview #2- Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve

See we told you there would be another preview today. This time out the boys cover the Divas tag team match. Why?Well cause it is on the show. How do the guys stretch out such nothingness for fifteen minutes and make it entertaining and fast? Well, we aren’t sure either but it happened. Why does this match exist? Who the hell is Maria Menounos? Why isn’t Kharma on WrestleMania? For that matter where the hell is Tamina as well? Who has a pierced clit and delicious looking vagina? Just listen and you will know the answers.

WrestleMania 28 Preview #2- Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs Beth Phoenix & Eve

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WWE 2012 Hall of Fame Show
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan

World Wrestling Bracketainment Final Four: Bruno vs. Undertaker, Hogan vs. Michaels

We’re getting down to the nitty gritty in our World Wrestling Bracketainment tournament to determine the greatest WWE/WWF Champion in the history of our fair sport. As seeds go, Nos. 1 and 20 are in the same half of the bracketing, and Nos. 2 and 11 are as well, meaning our Final Four match-ups are Bruno Sammartino (who managed to get past Randy Savage) vs. Undertaker (after an easy victory over Pedro “Who?” Morales), and Hulk Hogan (that CM Punk brother can’t work anyway!) vs. Shawn Michaels (who beat out The Rock). Vote for your favorites by any criteria you choose, and come back Wednesday for the finals!

WrestleMania 28 Preview #1- Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan

So we meet again.

It is that time of year again and Stunt Granny is here to deliver. Stunt Granny is proud to continue the tradition for WrestleMania week in bringing you Stunt Granny Audio WrestleMania Preview Audio #1. This time out Jeremy and Kevin talk about Daniel Bryan and Sheamus. How have things changed in WWE when a match that was bumped last year is now one of the main events? Where does this show fall on the card? Who wins? Does AJ show any actual personality or does she continue to just stand around looking incredible? How does The Miz factor in to this much if he does at all? Who knows but you will if you listen.

WrestleMania 28 Preview #1- Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan.

Other WrestleMania 28 Preview Audios

WrestleMania 28 Hall of Fame Show

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